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唉,我国内的朋友常以为,
美国好山好水+医疗好。
实际上,在美帝看医生,比得了大病还惨:
你说谁没有经历过,
预约医生,却被告知超早的appointment在3个月以后的无奈?
你说,谁没有经历过
排队3个月,看病1分钟,超后被医生用“多喝水”打发的心酸?
更不用说,一不留神看个急诊,
贵到离谱的账单分分钟让人倾家荡产。
据说,99%生活在美帝的人,
都有过以下无语的瞬间,
请欣赏《美国看病超超超超心塞图鉴》
在美国看病有多难?
在美国,看病预约的速度那叫一个慢!
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医生例行半小时问答
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还有的问题简直令人面红耳赤:
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在美国看急诊室有多烦?
一般来说,美国急诊室的治疗宗旨是:
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当病人赶到急诊室时:
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美国医生的奇葩处方/治疗方法
在美国看病的时候,才发现GRE+托福,
半点用都没有。
超简单有效的沟通方式
是指着身体某个部位,说“painful”
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但即使努力比划着,
美国医生的奇葩误诊率依然很高......
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误诊也罢了,超怕医生瞎治疗。
无论发烧、感冒、喉咙痛、咳嗽、拉肚子....
超后,他们都会使出一招杀手锏:
不吃药不打针
喝水喝水喝水能自愈
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并且,绝大多医生在不知道咋办时,
他们会放出自己的终极大招:
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在美国看病究竟有多贵?
美国救护车的价格可以把人类吓到自愈:
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不仅是救护车,普通看病也贵到离谱:
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你去看病,医生只跟你说了5句话:
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于是你终于懂了医生叫你多喝水的含义:
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所以,在留学生的心中,医生、处方药,
都不如妈妈带的药箱来得有效
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久而久之,
留学生个个都养成自我诊断的本领:
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甚至,都成了半个医生:
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《医生的自我修养》这本书上说:
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